Whoa, easy! Are you sure this is a massage? Cause I can feel my dick in me

Honey, let's swap — you give me anal and I'll give you Mortal Kombat

Found her dream place and is ready to fuck the landlord for rent

Husband's gone for 10 minutes, hurry up and fuck me right here

You do a deep squat on my dick, you'll cum and get your ass pumped

I asked for a massage, not anal - but I like it, cum in it

I gave you an iPhone 13, so why are you still wearing it?

I fucked her in all positions and cum in her mouth. Why the fuck would I get her pregnant?

Spread her legs - ready for anything, I'm going to salt it in 💦

I'm giving a normal massage, it's my hand that slipped there

Make her guilty and then offer to make it up to her — it works

Stuck under the bed and, of course, my brother couldn't get past

Stop fucking around and jack off between your tits and in your mouth

Well done with your mouth, good for you, now get on my end